Self-Checkout Grocery Stores

You know these places. Fresh& Easy to give an example. You come on your lunch break to get some sushi. Here is how it all goes down:

*Slide Sushi*
*Nothing Happens*
*Slide again*
You: WTF?
Guy Behind you: Hurry Up!
You:I'm trying! God!
*Slide again*
You: Cashier! Help please!
Cashier: Slide it Like this
You: That's how I did it
Cashier: No, like this
You: Ohhh...
*Boss Storms in*
Boss: It's been 2 hours!
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Middle School (for 6th Graders)

Here is a list of screwed up stuff about middle school

          1. Dressing Down: You strip down to nothing but a pair of boxers amongst 8th graders (ewww...)
         
          2. Lockers: Mine got busted into 9 times. (Vendetta Much?)


And much more!

Contest Results!

The winner is............. Jeff Dunham. Jeff took a sweeping 33% majority over Jerry Seinfeld. What a vote! Three votes were cast, 2 in favor of Jeff, and 1 for Jerry.

Crosswalks

Look around you. Crosswalks are everywhere! Do they have the best effect? In a perfect world, well, ummm... not going to go there. I wonder if the same artist does all the little designs. He could possibly be single-handedly be driving the U.S. into debt. They are f**king everywhere!