Sorry for the inactivity!

I had stuff to do.

Self-Checkout Grocery Stores

You know these places. Fresh& Easy to give an example. You come on your lunch break to get some sushi. Here is how it all goes down:

*Slide Sushi*
*Nothing Happens*
*Slide again*
You: WTF?
Guy Behind you: Hurry Up!
You:I'm trying! God!
*Slide again*
You: Cashier! Help please!
Cashier: Slide it Like this
You: That's how I did it
Cashier: No, like this
You: Ohhh...
*Boss Storms in*
Boss: It's been 2 hours!
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Middle School (for 6th Graders)

Here is a list of screwed up stuff about middle school

          1. Dressing Down: You strip down to nothing but a pair of boxers amongst 8th graders (ewww...)
         
          2. Lockers: Mine got busted into 9 times. (Vendetta Much?)


And much more!

Contest Results!

The winner is............. Jeff Dunham. Jeff took a sweeping 33% majority over Jerry Seinfeld. What a vote! Three votes were cast, 2 in favor of Jeff, and 1 for Jerry.

Crosswalks

Look around you. Crosswalks are everywhere! Do they have the best effect? In a perfect world, well, ummm... not going to go there. I wonder if the same artist does all the little designs. He could possibly be single-handedly be driving the U.S. into debt. They are f**king everywhere!

My Weekly Contest Entry:Baseball;Of Drugs and Posey

I accepted a duel of blogs with my friend Jack(otherjackisstanding.blogspot.com). The topic was sports, so he picked football, I picked baseball. Here it goes! Flashback to '07. Barry Bonds was charged of drugs. He said that he didn't use 'em, but he did. Kids, remember, when you use drugs, you get caught. Despite that, there is still a statue of him. It's not worth the cast iron, aluminium, or whatever the f**k you use.(He used Winstor!)Wait what? It's 2013! No Hall of Fame for you! Or anybody else. That eases the pain(just like those drugs, you dirty liar!). Posey deserves that, despite having a name that belongs to a disease in a demonic children's song. I like baseball, but never watch it. Ever! You join a crowd when you watch baseball. Other Jack, my friend Brendan, and I all accept being social outcasts, spreading our influence like butter over the blogosphere!

Skyrim

You have mystical vocal cords, one hand axes, and you can turn into a vampire or werewolf. Dovakhin vs Chuck Norris? Draw. Except if Chuck can use a roundhouse kick.

Worms.

Worms. They are the only animals we know that can poop out of their butt and their mouth, namely because there is no difference. Also, they are spineless

Intro

Hi internet,

I created this blog to share with the world my wierd, funny, and off-beat humor. I take suggestions for posts at either jacklittlemc@yahoo.com or akimbotheradioactivesquirrel@gmail.com . I will try to post on Saturdays and Sundays. Hope you enjoy!