Why do so many people have issues with crypto-currency. As of now I am setting up to mine Quark, and I wanted my friend to help. His computer is like if Chuck Norris drank approximately eight and a half gallons of Red Bull and then decided to build a computer. But he said 'That's immoral. You are doing nothing and making money'.
Isn't that what Congress does all day?
I seriously need crypto-currencies. I have my addresses on the right side of this page. No, seriously. I need to pay for ramen.
Jack's Stand-Up
Saturday, March 15, 2014
Friday, March 14, 2014
Schedules
I will post once every other day, including weekends, but excluding holidays (and my birthday; July 3rd)
Let's Get this blog up and running again!
I'm overhauling this blog! Sorry for the inactivity, but I'm coming back to this blog!
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Saturday, March 2, 2013
Self-Checkout Grocery Stores
You know these places. Fresh& Easy to give an example. You come on your lunch break to get some sushi. Here is how it all goes down:
*Slide Sushi*
*Nothing Happens*
*Slide again*
You: WTF?
Guy Behind you: Hurry Up!
You:I'm trying! God!
*Slide again*
You: Cashier! Help please!
Cashier: Slide it Like this
You: That's how I did it
Cashier: No, like this
You: Ohhh...
*Boss Storms in*
Boss: It's been 2 hours!
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*Slide Sushi*
*Nothing Happens*
*Slide again*
You: WTF?
Guy Behind you: Hurry Up!
You:I'm trying! God!
*Slide again*
You: Cashier! Help please!
Cashier: Slide it Like this
You: That's how I did it
Cashier: No, like this
You: Ohhh...
*Boss Storms in*
Boss: It's been 2 hours!
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Middle School (for 6th Graders)
Here is a list of screwed up stuff about middle school
1. Dressing Down: You strip down to nothing but a pair of boxers amongst 8th graders (ewww...)
2. Lockers: Mine got busted into 9 times. (Vendetta Much?)
And much more!
1. Dressing Down: You strip down to nothing but a pair of boxers amongst 8th graders (ewww...)
2. Lockers: Mine got busted into 9 times. (Vendetta Much?)
And much more!
Contest Results!
The winner is............. Jeff Dunham. Jeff took a sweeping 33% majority over Jerry Seinfeld. What a vote! Three votes were cast, 2 in favor of Jeff, and 1 for Jerry.
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