Saturday, March 15, 2014

Let's Talk: Crypto-Currency!

Why do so many people have issues with crypto-currency. As of now I am setting up to mine Quark, and I wanted my friend to help. His computer is like if Chuck Norris drank approximately eight and a half gallons of Red Bull and then decided to build a computer. But he said 'That's immoral. You are doing nothing and making money'.

Isn't that what Congress does all day?

I seriously need crypto-currencies. I have my addresses on the right side of this page. No, seriously. I need to pay for ramen.

Friday, March 14, 2014

Schedules

I will post once every other day, including weekends, but excluding holidays (and my birthday; July 3rd)

Let's Get this blog up and running again!

I'm overhauling this blog! Sorry for the inactivity, but I'm coming back to this blog!

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Self-Checkout Grocery Stores

You know these places. Fresh& Easy to give an example. You come on your lunch break to get some sushi. Here is how it all goes down:

*Slide Sushi*
*Nothing Happens*
*Slide again*
You: WTF?
Guy Behind you: Hurry Up!
You:I'm trying! God!
*Slide again*
You: Cashier! Help please!
Cashier: Slide it Like this
You: That's how I did it
Cashier: No, like this
You: Ohhh...
*Boss Storms in*
Boss: It's been 2 hours!
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Middle School (for 6th Graders)

Here is a list of screwed up stuff about middle school

          1. Dressing Down: You strip down to nothing but a pair of boxers amongst 8th graders (ewww...)
         
          2. Lockers: Mine got busted into 9 times. (Vendetta Much?)


And much more!

Contest Results!

The winner is............. Jeff Dunham. Jeff took a sweeping 33% majority over Jerry Seinfeld. What a vote! Three votes were cast, 2 in favor of Jeff, and 1 for Jerry.